Things I probably wouldn't of said 5 years ago. That I now say a whole lot more than I care to admit on a daily basis! I thought I would get some of them down so I can "laugh about it later." when they are older and don't need to use these phrases so much.
I wouldn't trade it for a thing.
- Why is your little brother naked?
- We do not play in the toilet!
- Do I really want to know what is in your mouth?
- Please stop licking your brother.
- Only one person can pee in the toilet at a time. (they hold the record of 3 streams of pee in the toilet at one time)
- We don't hide things mom said to leave home in our shoe.
- No we are not having hotdogs for the 5th day in a row.
- Boys do not have boobies they have pecks.
- We don't stick those up our nose.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently whatever I say in response to this question at this age is hilarious. Especially if it involves the words poop or pee.
- Stop calling your brother a weiner.
- 3 more bites. Not baby bites... BIG dinosaur bites.
- My favorite... When he cries that usually means he doesn't like what you are doing. So stop!
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